So I was just watching Daddy Day Care and when people first started signing up for the day care, one guy said

"So… you two guys are running a day care center…and are signing up people on a lemonade stand on a front lawn…wow…thats… good luck with that…"

and Charlie says "Hey! Wait a minute, don’t you believe in equality amoungst the sexes?"

Phil adds to it saying, "Yeah, can’t men do anything women can do?"

And then the guy goes "No, no we can’t… It’s Unnatural…"

Logan: If you could have sex with a mutant from X-Men which one would you pick?
Me: Have you seen X-Men First Class?
Logan: YES
Me: Magneto and Azazel from that movie.
Logan: AZAZEL?!?! WHY?!
Me: Because, he could play with my clit with his tail and fuck me in the air as he poofs us to different places.
Logan: ...I wish I was a mutant...
My standards for men are too high sometimes. I want a guy who
  • Likes to read
  • Likes Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Dragon ball z, Harry Potter and Superheroes.
  • Likes World of Warcraft(or other MMOs)
  • Takes me to conventions(possibly cosplay with me)
  • Is a romantic
  • Goes to raves with me
  • Loves kittens
  • Values Education
  • Compliments me
  • Is somewhat sexual with me
  • Gives good advice
  • Drinks tea
  • Is interested or could ever take an interest in martial arts
  • Believes in me
  • Doesn’t make fun at me for crying during movies
  • Would play with Legos with me
  • Is generally a happy person
  • Is older then me
  • Has an open mind to trying new things
  • Is building a future for himself
  • Is not already taken
  • And doesn’t live in his mom’s basement(because most of what i said can be found in mothers basements)

I’m not sure, but I may have found someone… but maybe at the wrong time. :l

(more may be added to the list if I think of something)

Why is it, that I can relate to him so much here...
Knives Chau: What do you play?
Young Neil: Wow, ummm... Zelda... Tetris... Thats kind of a big question.
So I saw “The Grey” today…

and not only did I cry 4 times during that movie, but I’m also afraid of going on an airplane in 2 months to go skiing. AND Wolves are now my least favorite animal.

I thought it was good, but because it was so intense, and I cried so many times, That will be the ONLY time I am watching that movie.

Liam Neeson is amazing, and I don’t care how old he is, I’d still fuck him.

So I finally saw “Horrible Bosses” and I thought it was hilarious <3

It had Charlie Day in it ;D

Colin Farrell ;D

(i like the scruff, if you couldn’t tell)

AND it even had Jennifer Aniston as a brunette. She definatly looked amazing in this movie ;)

Just watched “In Time” with Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried^^^. She was VERY hot, and the movie itself was very good.

But I didn’t like it… I didn’t like how much it made me think about death, and time.

You can’t go through life knowing when you’ll die, its not a good way to LIVE.

I don’t know why I’m getting all dressed up to look cute at the movie theaters when I’m just going with my mom and her boyfriend… It’s not like I have anyone to go with, and it’s not like even if i saw any cute guys, I’d have the guts to ask for a one night date, or a one night fling. bahhh. I guess i’ll just go and look cute for Chris Evans, even though he wont be able to see me THROUGH the screen.

So, i totally need to see, “What’s Your Number?”

Only reason? CHRIS EVANS <3333333

Execute Order 66, It gets me every time…

i really shouldn’t cry in a Star Wars movie… thats not normal.