Logan: If you could have sex with a mutant from X-Men which one would you pick?
Me: Have you seen X-Men First Class?
Logan: YES
Me: Magneto and Azazel from that movie.
Logan: AZAZEL?!?! WHY?!
Me: Because, he could play with my clit with his tail and fuck me in the air as he poofs us to different places.
Logan: ...I wish I was a mutant...
My standards for men are too high sometimes. I want a guy who
  • Likes to read
  • Likes Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Dragon ball z, Harry Potter and Superheroes.
  • Likes World of Warcraft(or other MMOs)
  • Takes me to conventions(possibly cosplay with me)
  • Is a romantic
  • Goes to raves with me
  • Loves kittens
  • Values Education
  • Compliments me
  • Is somewhat sexual with me
  • Gives good advice
  • Drinks tea
  • Is interested or could ever take an interest in martial arts
  • Believes in me
  • Doesn’t make fun at me for crying during movies
  • Would play with Legos with me
  • Is generally a happy person
  • Is older then me
  • Has an open mind to trying new things
  • Is building a future for himself
  • Is not already taken
  • And doesn’t live in his mom’s basement(because most of what i said can be found in mothers basements)

I’m not sure, but I may have found someone… but maybe at the wrong time. :l

(more may be added to the list if I think of something)

Why is it, that I can relate to him so much here...
Knives Chau: What do you play?
Young Neil: Wow, ummm... Zelda... Tetris... Thats kind of a big question.
So I saw “The Grey” today…

and not only did I cry 4 times during that movie, but I’m also afraid of going on an airplane in 2 months to go skiing. AND Wolves are now my least favorite animal.

I thought it was good, but because it was so intense, and I cried so many times, That will be the ONLY time I am watching that movie.

Liam Neeson is amazing, and I don’t care how old he is, I’d still fuck him.

So I finally saw “Horrible Bosses” and I thought it was hilarious <3

It had Charlie Day in it ;D

Colin Farrell ;D

(i like the scruff, if you couldn’t tell)

AND it even had Jennifer Aniston as a brunette. She definatly looked amazing in this movie ;)

Just watched “In Time” with Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried^^^. She was VERY hot, and the movie itself was very good.

But I didn’t like it… I didn’t like how much it made me think about death, and time.

You can’t go through life knowing when you’ll die, its not a good way to LIVE.

I don’t know why I’m getting all dressed up to look cute at the movie theaters when I’m just going with my mom and her boyfriend… It’s not like I have anyone to go with, and it’s not like even if i saw any cute guys, I’d have the guts to ask for a one night date, or a one night fling. bahhh. I guess i’ll just go and look cute for Chris Evans, even though he wont be able to see me THROUGH the screen.

So, i totally need to see, “What’s Your Number?”

Only reason? CHRIS EVANS <3333333

Execute Order 66, It gets me every time…

i really shouldn’t cry in a Star Wars movie… thats not normal.

Lord of the Rings 30 Day Challenge!

Day 21: Best Death Scene:

What a hard one… I guess i’d have to say Boromir, I’ll be honest, I CRIED LIKE A BABY! and still do. Yeah Theoden’s death scene is sad and grand, but it didnt make me cry like Boromir’s did.