I got a text, and I forgot to turn my volume down before school.

I was standing in the hallway and there were two boys there too.

and my text tone is Navi saying “Hey! Listen!”

And so it went off in my pocket, and the two boys looked at me weird, and one of them said “what the fuck was that, it sounded like a baby”

They proceeded to laugh about how it sounded as if i had a “baby in my pocket”

I said, “Clearly neither of you two have ever played Legends of Zelda.”

The one boy looked at me and said, What? No, I’m more of an ‘athletic guy’ I don’t play those stupid fucking nerd games.

And then they laughed to themselves about this.

The last thing I said was, “What the fuck kind of childhood did you boys have?”

I then shook my head and walked into my first class.

darklink-:

bottledfaerie:

groooveisintheheart:

lulutheblue:

-lazarus:

robertfrownyjr:

thorterback:

sassysharpshooter:

:|

I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER
AND THE GREATEST FOOTBALL PLAYER TO HAVE EVER LIVED

DEPRESSED PLAYBOY BILLIONAIRE PHILANTHROPIST?

I BRING PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE

I LIKE BLUE!!!…………………………………… :I

I HAVE GROOVE IN MY HEART :D (Too bad I can’t dance for shit)

I can save people from the brink of death or revitalize eight of your hearts.

Come at me bro. 

i dont need to say anything. 

 My superpower is the ability to annoy ANYONE! :D I AM NAVI THE FAIRY BIZNATCH!

I cannot stress how happy i am right now<333333

<333

My Ocarina<333

I want to name it something, any serious suggestions?

<3333333

the7thlink:

I don’t know about you but I liked Navi

 AWW! thank you for liking me! :D HEY! LISTEN! :D ^^