Logan: If you could have sex with a mutant from X-Men which one would you pick?
Me: Have you seen X-Men First Class?
Logan: YES
Me: Magneto and Azazel from that movie.
Logan: AZAZEL?!?! WHY?!
Me: Because, he could play with my clit with his tail and fuck me in the air as he poofs us to different places.
Logan: ...I wish I was a mutant...

I’m so glad that I have that type of relationship that if I text him and he doesn’t text back for a half an hour, then explains that it was because he was in a battleground, I can fully understand that.

And when he comes over, and I’m fishing for a sea pony, he’ll jump into a conversation with me to make my fishing more enjoyable and wait a half an hour till I’m done, and not get mad.

I love him

muchneededmerch:

 GIMME!

muchneededmerch:

 GIMME!

notoriouscupcakes:

w.o.w alliance cake

 wow, as much as i dont like alliance, thats pretty badass.

notoriouscupcakes:

w.o.w alliance cake

 wow, as much as i dont like alliance, thats pretty badass.