MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM I CAN’T MAKE THESE DUMB FACES AT MY POKEMON ON POKEMON-AMIE WITH YOU IN HERE JUDGING ME.

Look at what precious thing i got in the mail today!

My very own favorite eeveelution, Jolteon~

Not only is Trigger Jax IN MY DRESSER, but he totally found my Gyarados plush all by himself and started chewing on him. 

HE JUST WANTED THE FISHY. *-*

When I feed my Hawlucha too many poke puffs and he starts to refuse more cause hes full, i’m like “Listen you little bitch, eat this, there are starving pokemon in the wild somewhere.”

I don’t claim to be an artist of any kind, but I imagined this in my head as I’m attempting to breed a Shiny Hawlucha and suddenly have two full boxes of level 1 babies. :(

I don’t claim to be an artist of any kind, but I imagined this in my head as I’m attempting to breed a Shiny Hawlucha and suddenly have two full boxes of level 1 babies. :(

Me and Kyle are both playing Pokemon (he’s playing Yellow and i’m playing Leaf Green) 

And he names his Rival “Assface”

While I name my Rival “Teemo”

I think I win~