Logan: If you could have sex with a mutant from X-Men which one would you pick?
Me: Have you seen X-Men First Class?
Logan: YES
Me: Magneto and Azazel from that movie.
Logan: AZAZEL?!?! WHY?!
Me: Because, he could play with my clit with his tail and fuck me in the air as he poofs us to different places.
Logan: ...I wish I was a mutant...
Me: Cassie how the fuck did you get so many followers!? you have like 3000!
Cassie: Post your picture on lesbian blogs, you don't even have to show tits, then they'll write how gorgeous you are in your ask box.
Me: This only happens to you because you ARE gorgeous!
Mangle That Ogre Pussy ;D

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Top 5 guys I’d fuck. (got a request for it)

#1 CHRIS EVANS-

#2 CHRIS HEMSWORTH-

#3 TOM FELTON-

#4 PAUL WALKER-

 

#5- BAM MARGERA-

In that order <3

Handsome, breath-taking, and charming

Handsome, breath-taking, and charming