Logan: If you could have sex with a mutant from X-Men which one would you pick?
Me: Have you seen X-Men First Class?
Me: Magneto and Azazel from that movie.
Logan: AZAZEL?!?! WHY?!
Me: Because, he could play with my clit with his tail and fuck me in the air as he poofs us to different places.
Logan: ...I wish I was a mutant...